CNN: Caroline Pla has been playing football since kindergarten, and for the past two years, the 11-year-old has been knocking opposing players on their butts.
It never occurred to her that someone might need to protect her from the sport she adores.
Her playing time with the Catholic Youth Organization ended after last season when the Archdiocese of Philadelphia enforced its “boys only” policy for football, sidelining the All-Star guard and defensive end.
I don’t know what to make of this. On one hand, this chick is a boss. If this chick can hold her own, she can hold her own. She should be allowed to play. But betches need to check themselves before they wreck themselves. They won’t allow boys to play in the girls’ leagues. You can’t have it both ways, ladies. I for one and for removing gender altogether from sports. Best players make the team, regardless of gender. This means if there’s a super good basketball player who is a chick, she should be allowed in the NBA. What difference does the gender make? If she can compete, she can compete. Likewise, the worst players DON’T make the team, regardless of gender. That nerdy kid in gym class with the doofy grin and the glasses doesn’t make the team over the tomboy girl who always played schoolyard football with all the boys.
She should probably just cut her hair real short and practice talking in a deep voice, pretend to be a boy.
It fuckin worked for Icebox! She saved the day in Little Giants. she was a boss. She used truck stick on offense and hit stick on defense. Had a cannon for an arm. AND she ended up bein a pretty little number when she grew up:
Eh, maybe not. But in this photo I’d say above average. Probly had a professional hair and makeup person. You give a professional stylist to any betch and she’d look good.