Watching this trailer is painful. People should be shot for attempting this. NONE of the actors even remotely look like the original people. I wanted to dive out of a 80 story window after about 30 seconds of this trailer. My soul has been assaulted by the mere concept of this. I swear to god if someone buys this for my kids this year I will hand it back to them under the glow of the goddamn Christmas lights and tell them to keep their works of Satan to themselves.
Why??? WHY??? Hollywood….hast thou not ruineth enough classics with garbage sequels???
Dear Hollywood….Stop it…..Just Stop it. ENOUGH ALREADY. Sincerely, Fuck you.