Let me get this straight…..a tail that you buy and then wear around…..and then it wags when you get excited about something?? I don’t know about the other men out there….but I already have something that does that….my dick. If I am getting a glimpse of some cleavage, or possibly a nice set of ham hocks in yoga pants….I am getting chubbed up. If the Jets are somehow sucking less than usual….I am going from 6 to Midnight with a quickness. Cheeseburger and fries….boner time. Why would I pay someone for something I already have (iphone users?)?? This is dumb and trendy…..so it will probably be a huge hit here in the United States. I have to thank Japan in advance for supplying us with one more piece of shit that people will waste their money on…..Thanks.
Now…I mentioned how men have their schlong for this “how to tell you are excited” purpose…..What about the ladies, you say? I will tell you….The sensor on this thing would not be able to keep up with a woman’s mood swings accurately enough to make this thing more than a novelty. Yea…sure….a woman could wear it…but then it would be wagging….and you would think she was in a good mood….and BLAM!!….you get your head removed from your shoulders with a verbal onslaught. There isn’t a technology invented yet that could keep up with a woman’s moods. I don’t suggest anyone tries to figure it out either….this is as dangerous as the atom bomb……except when the “woman’s mood” experiment blows up in your face…..it is less forgiving than a nuke. Run.