Not only did the New York Post flat out call the Yankees “losers,” it riffed off an earlier report about Alex Rodriguez flirting with a fan during Game 1 by exchanging notes written on a baseball.
By now everyone has heard the “A-Rod Flirting during the game” story. It is making waves blah blah blah. This is nonsense. I am absolutely positive this happened and I don’t give a shit. This probably happens all the fucking time. Probably 20 times a game. Between the two teams full of high caliber and horny as shit professional male athletes…..I am surprised there isn’t girls getting train ran on them on top of the pitchers mound after the game instead of handshakes. “Hey guys….we won…let’s bang some whores….fuck it….right here is good….”
Everyone knows professional athletes are womanizing pigs. It is like an unwritten rule. I am sure that all of them don’t chase tail everywhere they go….but just like any other stereotype (see article Women Driver’s Give me Nightmares)….the info has to come from some sort of truth….a majority. So….as I said….everyone knows this….or should I say…..every American. A Rod was hitting on some Aussie chicks. They had no idea that this was normal…..so instead of handling the situation like Americans would….they made a big deal out of it. They should have handled it like any other American girl would have….
1-Tell A Rod your number and then write a tweet or facebook status about how you are gonna hang out with the Yankees.
2-Hang out with A Rod and let him pay for everything under the sun.
3-Get him drunk and then whether or not you are attracted to him….you see what it feels like to ride a $30 million a year dick…..raw dog…..and then hope you get pregnant.
4-Get pregnant and collect hush money (Shwarzenegger style) for the rest of your life.
5-Have a boy.
6-Hope your kid can hit the ball like A Rod did in the “steroid era”.
7-Live off of your kid’s money….combined with A Rod hush money.
8-Be happy and rich.
Does that sound so hard?? Fuckin stupid Aussies. “I don’t even know who A Rod is?”…”hehehe….is he special or something??”
Yes, you dumb bitch. He is one of the highest payed athletes in history. You had a smart phone in your lap….maybe you should have googled the dude before you shot him down and got your five minutes of fame on the 5 o’ clock news. For fucks sake….I would fuck A Rod if the price was right. Get your heads outta your asses ladies…..and make room for A Rod to put his head there.
I wish A Rod handled the media differently too. They were all up in his business about it. I wish he just said, “Did I try to fuck them hoes?? Hell yea I did. Those sluts were hot and I am fuckin A Rod?!? What the fuck do you think?? I slay pussy like crazy. I have 20 girls a night motherfuckers!!!!”
At least if he said that….then we would know he has the capability of scoring off the field during the postseason. For all the money he is getting paid….he has to be scoring somewhere…..and it sure as fuck is not on the field.