CNN: Secretary of State John Kerry will return home from his international trip with some Canadian beer—a full case of it, at that. Kerry waged a friendly bet via Twitter with his Canadian counterpart John Baird, saying the United States women’s team would beat Canada’s team in Tuesday’s women’s world hockey championship.
Suck it Canada! I had no ideas that there’s such a thing as the women’s world hockey championship. But I’m glad we beat those damn maple syrup drinking Canadians at their own game. If only the men can do it in the Olympics now. And I love that Kerry manned up and made a beer bet. Molson is actually some pretty darn good beer. Way better than canned American shit like Bud or Coors.
PS, never forget: