CNN: Speaking at a White House reception for Asian American and Pacific Islander (AAPI) Heritage Month in the East Room, the president explained why he had a red mark on his white shirt.
Thanking the crowd for their warm greeting, he said “a sign of that warmth is the lipstick on my collar.” “I have to say I think I know the culprit,” he said, adding it was the aunt of “American Idol” runner-up Jessica Sanchez. “Auntie, right there, look at this,” he said, pointing to the smooch mark as the crowd laughed and cheered.
“I just want everybody to witness. I do not want to be in trouble with Michelle. That’s why I am calling you out right in front of everybody.”
Barry, man. Barry. He could probably have any chick over 30 years old that he wants. And a lot of younger chicks too. Showing up to press conferences with lipstick on his collar, wearing sunglasses, dressed in a fine Armani suit and shit. He lives the life of a boss. Half the country hates him which sucks but the other half would give up their Macbook Pros for him. And the most important thing to remember here is that the hottest chicks in the country are liberals. They just are. They’re more likely to wear low-cut shirts and flaunt their tits, short skirts, high-heeled shoes, etc etc. And they’re far more likely to do anal. So I suppose in that regard being a Democrat president has an advantage.