Beyonce’s Monday show in Denmark took a turn for the dramatic when one attendee acted way out of turn.
The 31-year-old singer was performing her hit single “Irreplaceable” at The Forum in Copenhagen, touching the hands of fans as she sang. As Beyonce turned during the performance, one fan within arm’s length took the opportunity to slap Beyonce’s blue bedazzled bodysuit-clad butt.
I have said this before…and I will say it again…..people are too worried about what the fuck is going on in Beyonce’s life. Oh she may be pregnant again?? That’s nice….don’t give a shit. That is great for her….but I don’t know her….I just can’t find myself getting excited over it. Was she excited about me and my wife having a baby? Nope. I also don’t care what soda brand she “drinks”….or what kind of bikini she “wears”. These endorsements are ridiculous. Pepsi is paying her $50 million fucking dollars.
Let me put that into perspective. Aaron Rodgers….QB for the Green Bay Packers is going to make $22 million next year to play 1 season in the NFL. He is gonna get hit in the face by 350 pound defensive lineman for 20 something weeks….not to mention the months of preparation. That is less than half of what Pepsi is gonna pay Beyonce to take a few sips of soda on camera 3 or 4 times a year. Sickening.
So the bitch can sing. So what?!? I don’t see it. BUT….what I do see is dat ass. Beyonce has an ass that just won’t quit….and she doesn’t let you forget it. Just look at the pic (top)…..these are politicians that are on camera 24-7. They can’t take a shit without someone watching….and her ass mesmerized them all to the point that they forgot there were 800 cameras on them. THAT is power.
Back to the story at hand. Dude in Denmark got close enough to touch….no…..slap Beyonce’s ass. He probably just lost his mind for a second. Can you blame him?! President Obama forgot what was going on for a minute when he saw that ass….you think a mere normal Danish guy in the front row of her concert should be expected to behave himself? No….sorry.
I think this guy has either balls of steel….or complete lack of impulse control. Balls of steel because you KNOW Beyonce’s husband knows people that can make you end up recreating Joe Pesci’s death scene from “Casino” with one phone call. That is ballsy. Or….this dude just said “fuck it” and accomplished what every straight man in the world has been dreaming about doing since Destiny’s Child. You think it was worth getting kicked out of the show?!!? Absolutely….as long as you don’t end up like Nicky Santoro….
Video of the slap: