Justin Bieber was allegedly spotted at a brothel in Brazil on Friday (Nov. 1), according to the New York Post’s Page Six.
The 19-year-old and a friend reportedly spent three hours in the popular brothel Centauros in Rio de Janeiro before he was spotted sneaking out, covered in a bed sheet. Sources tell Page Six he left with two women.
Let me get this straight….a young 19 year old kid with more money than God likes to have sex with Brazilian prostitutes?!?!? No. Fucking. Shit. I am pretty sure almost EVERY 19 year old kid on the planet would do the same exact thing if they had the finances. Not to mention…in Brazil…prostitution is completely legal. Who gives a shit?? The rich kid wants to put a little stank on his hang low while within the confines of the law….who are we to tell him he shouldn’t??
I mean look at it like this….he has thousands of women throwing themselves at him on a daily basis….BUT…..he knows that that there is going to be some serious drama if he just starts tagging female fans left and right. Nobody wants to have that stigma associated with their name….his PR person is on top of that shit. I am sure he gets cockblocked backstage on a pretty regular basis. Whether it his his agent, his PR person, security….maybe his Mommy….who knows…..I am just gonna bet that no one wants him to slay any vagine. They all know what comes with groupie sex nowadays…..lawsuits and paternity tests. Girl gets the clap…BAM….Bieber’s fault. Bitch all preggers and shit….BAM….Bieber is getting a phone call from Maury’s people. Not to mention the door opening up for girls to start playing the “he raped me” game. That is another world entirely. Next thing you know this kid is spending 100’s of millions of dollars in hush money. You know what ends up being a lot cheaper and stressful??? Hookers.
Whores are the perfect solution. If a whore starts crying that you gave her an STD you have nothing to worry about. No one is going to believe a hooker can identify which person gave her one of the numerous diseases infecting her rotten crotch. No way….no how. Hooker gets pregnant?? Not a problem….just make her disappear…..hookers aren’t real people….no one will miss her. As far as the financial benefits of a hooker…..doesn’t $400 per hour for some “ass to mouth” and boob slapping action sound a hell of a lot cheaper than a few million clams in hush money?? Yea. Exactly.
Good job Biebs, Just keep slayin those hoes buddy….you deserve it. You are making the smart business decision.
The video below was allegedly taken by the hooker that got to ride Biebster’s beaver basher for the evening. It seems she took the video as she was leaving. That is another upside to prostitutes….THEY LEAVE. They get up….get dressed….get paid….and get the fuck up out of there. Not gonna get that with a groupie….not a chance.