Time: Martin Bacon, 42, converted a Ford pickup truck into Coffee Car Mark 2 — the world’s fastest coffee-powered vehicle. Bacon installed a charcoal stove on the car, which breaks down coffee-bean chaff (a by-product of the roasting process) into carbon monoxide and hydrogen. The gas is cooled and filtered, and the hydrogen is sed to power the regular gasoline engine. The coffee car hit a top speed of 65 m.p.h. in the presence of a Guinness adjudicator at Woodford Airfield in Manchester, England, on Feb. 19.
Am I reading this right? I thought the Brits were all about their tea. I’m so sick and tired of people that drink tea. Look, assholes, tea doesn’t taste good. Coffee doesn’t taste that great either but it doesn’t claim to. Coffee tastes good like beer tastes good. It actually tastes bad but we keep drinking it until we develop a preference for it. But at least coffee gives you a boost of energy. All you teabaggers (the REAL teabaggers, not Tea Party people) can eat a DICK.
Back to the science part, I don’t suppose this fuckwit knows that carbon monoxide is highly toxic to humans and many oxygen-breathing organisms. Some fucking “environmentalist”. Yes, it’s a novel idea. Yes, it’s extremely impressive that he had the ingenuity. But I think that the better solution is just to legalize marijuana and let Henry Ford build his hemp car again.