Yea…..ooooooooh-kay. This chick will never be lonely. She may have herpes or gonorrhea…..but lonely is not the thing that I see her suffering from. She can walk into any bar, at any time of the day and get some company. Fuck…she can probably find someone to marry her within 24 hours. That isn’t saying a lot for the male gender….but I can call a spade a spade when I see it. Men are generally blinded by bitches. We have 2 heads and only enough blood to run one at a time.
I wonder who clicks on this advertisement? How dumb are you? This is the chick that is really gonna show up for your date. This is the chick that is lonely and looking for single men.
This is America ladies and gentlemen. We advertise one thing to rope you in, and then give you another. It is the American way. False advertising is a really gray area. Just look at these two women. Nowhere in the ad did it say that the woman in the picture was lonely or looking for single men….it simply states…”lonely girls can’t find men”…that is a broad statement. The picture has nothing to do with the statement….but your penis tells you otherwise, “She needs a man….everyone stand back….I got this.” They advertise that there are people…with boobs and a vagina….that are looking for men……so when Chewbacca(see above photo) shows up….they technically just said that there were lonely women…..not that specific woman in the picture. They did nothing really wrong. You are just a sucker.
I feel like the best way to translate this into everyone’s daily life is by comparing it to fast food. I am fat. I like crap food. You pull up to a drive through….. you see the menu pictures…. and you might actually get sexually aroused by the photo of a Big Mac. Then you order one….and lo and behold…..not what you expected. Not even close to the picture. Of course you eat it anyway because it is delicious….and you are fat. My point is….never expect a picture to fully represent what you are actually going to get in life. Just look at the final photo below:
It is almost like the advertisement pictures are the “beer goggles” version of the real thing. Everyone has been at the bar and thought they had a 10….then woke up next to a 2. These pictures are what the real food looks like when you are drunk. Then again….if you are drunk and you have any of that food in front of you…..you won’t have time to get a good look before you swallow that shit whole. Writing this post made me hungry…..I am gonna go get me some McDonald’s…..and treat it like an ugly chick…..I’m gonna get down and dirty….but…. close my eyes and pretend it is the food in ad pictures.