As a kid I’m sure I wore cargo shorts all the time. My mom was dressing me after all. But are they acceptable now, in my twenties? I feel like men like cargo shorts, but women ruined them. For some reason women ruined cargo shorts. I don’t know why they have it out for cargo shorts so much. And all the men that hate cargo shorts secretly like cargo shorts but women distorted their minds into disliking them or they feel too ashamed to admit the truth. Fucking cargo shorts man. They’re just regular shorts with extra pockets on the legs. Why the fuck does it make them uncool or somehow a fashion crime? If you take a pair of shorts, and make an exact copy, but add two pockets on the legs, why are they all of a sudden unwearable?
Men don’t carry around purses like women do. When I was a smoker, I would routinely carry around my wallet, keys, phone, pack of cigarettes, lighter. Usually, wallet is the butt pocket. Phone and cigs and lighter go up front. But the keys are uncomfortable in the other butt pocket if you sit down. You don’t want them scratching up your phone, and in the left pocket they could fuck up your smokes. We need extra pockets sometimes. What if there’s another item? Like say a pack of gum? What if you’re a sissy bitch and you’re afraid to keep your wallet in your back pocket because you’re afraid somebody will steal it? That means your wallet and phone share one front pocket, and the other pocket has your cigarettes, lighter, and keys. Those are some uncomfortable ass pockets right now.
If men can’t wear cargo shorts then women shouldn’t be allowed to carry around purses. Fair is fair.