After going an entire four months without once using McNuggets, it appears that Yankees ace CC Sabathia has slipped in a McNugget Relapse. “I don’t know what came over me. One minute I was walking by a McDonald’s, the next minute everybody was staring at me as I was laying on the floor in the kitchen of the McDonald’s COVERED in barbecue sauce, filled to the brim with McNuggets.”
It would be funny is this was a real story. Just an enormous man. He’s officially listed at 6’7” 290lbs. He’s like the fucking cookie monster in big grey pajamas. Except that he eats McNuggets too.