(CNN) — Charles Ramsey was eating some dinner Monday night at his home in Cleveland’s West Side when he heard screaming. Soon, he was knocking down a neighbor’s door, freeing three women and a girl who police say were held hostage for years.
If Sweet Brown passed up her cold pop to save people from the burning inferno that was all around her (oh lawd jesus it’s a fawr)……we would already have had a Charles Ramsey. This dude is internet gold. I can’t even list all of the money lines he threw out during his 4 minute interview with news crews. He was talking about eating ribs and dancing to salsa music with the kidnapper. Then he drops the “pretty white girl running into the arms of a black man…something is wrong. Dead giveaway” line.\
Not only does this dude give the best interview freakin EVER…..the next day on Anderson Cooper he says he would donate any reward to the victims. Is this guy real? Hats off to you, sir. Don’t let the ongoing internet jokes and memes get to you. Keep on being awesome and hilarious.
Unfortunately there are rumors that he has a few domestic violence cases against him….nobody’s perfect, right? I mean Chris Brown beat the Barbados out of Rihanna and America gave him a second chance….and he is definitely no hero.
P.S. I hope they just put Ariel Castro in general population. Let it play itself out. He won’t last a week. They would probably torture him before they killed him too…..can’t do that through the legal system.