A Washington State chiropractor is accused of sexually violating three female patients.
Greg Summers, founder of Summers Chiropractic and Massage in Federal Way, Wash. had his medical license suspended this week after being charged with sexual contact with three female patients and with changing the medical records of a patient, according to MyNorthwest.com.
Summers allegedly told two of his patients that “intravaginal massage,” would benefit them because of the “invasion of their personal body space” that occurred when the chiropractor inserted his fingers in their genitals.
The Federal Way Mirror reports that Summers told one of the women that the “massages” would prevent scar tissue from forming and would alleviate pain, according to a statement of charges.
Dude…..really?!?! You are so desperate for tail that you tell women they need their back’s adjusted from the inside of their vaginas??? This sounds like a ghetto pick up line….”Girl…I will straighten that back out for you”….or….”Bitch, I will get in there so deep you will be walking right for a week”.
I am seriously surprised by the women involved in this situation. “OH….you need to fist my pussy to get the best possible adjustment on my back??….ummm…ok…..seems legit.”
Did you know that giving blow jobs and swallowing is also really good for your skin?? I bet these women do. I bet you they think every bullshit line a man has come up with is gospel in their books. Hey ladies, if you say the word “gullible” really slowly it sounds like “oranges”.
Did you know anal sex makes you lose a pound a day?? Did you know that getting teabagged improves your eyesight?? Did you know that if your partner puts a thumb in your butthole during doggystyle sex, that you can’t get pregnant?? Did you know that having sex in a hot tub is just like the morning after pill?? Did you know that if you go ass to mouth your hair is shinier the next day??….and my personal favorite….you can’t get pregnant if the girl is on top. I hope I don’t piss off too many dudes for sharing this information….but all of these things are complete bullshit….except the anal sex thing….totally drops the weight right off.
Back to this chiropractor….just making up blatant lies about “intravaginal massages” and getting away with it for a little while. I bet this guy was super psyched. He was probably thinking that he was gonna get to go to work everyday and get paid by women to fingerpop them. Not only that….he would get to explore around in there with no expectation of an orgasm. He was gonna touch and fondle….and get no negative back talk from an unsatisfied she-devil. No orgasm…no problems. Except for that whole legality thing….you know….multiple accounts of sexual assault. Oh yea….and that whole other nonsense about having to go door to door and tell your neighbors you are a sexual predator….but otherwise….good call Dr. Summers.