Some people may accuse magician Criss Angel of playing God or, at the very least, imitating Frankenstein, as he attempts to raise the dead tonight — using a real human corpse — on his Spike TV series, “BeLIEve.”
Criss Angel likes to be known as the magician who pushes the limits of “reality” in his magic. I think he is just pushing the limits of douchebaggery. “For my next trick…I will fuck around with a recently deceased human body….he probably had family and friends that wouldn’t want me to desecrate his dead body….but fuck it….I have a TV show…..weeeee……look at me…..weeeeeee…..look at me!!!!”
He is clearly an attention whore. He is like the Kanye West of the magic world. Just like Kanye…he is a talented guy…but he has taken the need for attention a bit farther than I am comfortable with and it is taking away from the entertainment. I love attention. I constantly want to be the center of attention. I am funny and most people enjoy my antics…..but I don’t go fucking around with dead bodies for said attention.
And what is up with his new haircut?!?! I could understand the long hair. He was the “bad boy” of magic. But why would he ask for the “Kris Jenner”? I guess it is the new official haircut of the money hungry, pompous, Hollywood attention slut. Dude…not a good look. You know it is bad when you change your douchey haircut….and it looks EVEN DOUCHIER.
So back to the necrophilia ( he prob touched the body in bad places) stunt. Criss thinks he is going to reanimate a dead body. Which means he is going to do some really cool smoke and mirrors kind of shit to get this body to move. In my mind….it’s just fucked up. Even worse….the people that sign up to be in the “studio” audience. Nope. No way. I’m good. I prefer cirque de soleil thank you very much. You can keep the desecration of dead bodies all for yourself. Criss said that obtaining the dead body was the hardest thing he has ever done in his career. Yea…no shit. It isn’t a prop, asshole. I mean…he lives in Vegas….I’m sure he could have found a dead hooker in a number of dumpsters. If that was the case I wouldn’t be making such a big deal out of this. Hookers aren’t real people and they already sell their bodies for money….so it would be like the same thing in death as it was in life. No big deal, right? I mean I wouldn’t even have cared if he killed the hooker himself….get laid….then get your “prop” body…one less streetwalker….killing two birds with one stone. I am sure the Vegas police department would consider it an assist.
P.S…………..Criss Angel with a beard is a goddamn ringer for Rafi….El Cunado….from “The League” on FX……..see for yourself…..