This is how it happens: You see a link to this video on Facebook with the caption “what the fuck?!”…or…”how bad is this??”….or “this is terrible”………..and you watch it to see just how bad it is……and then you are sucked in. You can’t stop watching it. You watch it to the end….then you restart it because you need to see if that rap breakdown by the 14 year old girl singing about mashed potatoes was fucking real, or a complete figment of your imagination. Next thing you know it has 7 million hits on youtube because everyone is doing the same thing you are. This is how viral videos work. This chick will be performing on the Today show by next week…..quote me on that.
I wonder if this girl is aware that her newly found fame is based solely on the fact that her video is being watched as a joke. 6.5 of her 7 million hits were probably prefaced with,”Dude….you have to see how fucking awful this shit is!!!” I wonder if she is trying to be taken seriously in the music industry. If she is…then this is not the path she should have chosen. She will never get a legitimate gig for the rest of her life. Nicole Westbrook better enjoy it while it lasts….because she is getting her 15 minutes of fame….and it started November 7th. When it is all said and done I hope she decides to continue school. If anyone is giving her guidance…they should not let her move to LA to see if she can continue her career in music. That would be a bad idea. She will be chasing the dragon and turning tricks on Hollywood Boulevard 20 minutes after her plane lands.
The genius here is the producer Patrice Wilson. AKA the black dude that pops up in the video just in time to eat the ribs at Thanksgiving dinner. He may look familiar…the reason for that is because he appeared in another video of similar nature. Anyone remember the classic song “Friday” by Rebecca Black?? That was another one of his creations. I haven’t seen someone exploit multiple preteens for monetary gain like this since Lou Pearlman was the raping Backstreet Boys and NSYNC in more ways than one.
Do you know what the problem is with these pieces of crap going viral and making this producer stacks of cash??? It is inevitable that he is going to keep doing it. Patrice is going to wring cash out of autotuned 13 year old girls until the well runs dry. So batten down the hatches and secure loose clothing and small children….because we are in for a vicious shitstorm of more crappy music.