CNN: California authorities are investigating the death of a worker in an oven at a Los Angeles-area tuna processing plant.
The victim, Jose Melena, was cooked to death in a steam oven at the Bumble Bee Foods plant in Santa Fe Springs on Thursday, said Erika Monterroza, a spokeswoman for the California Division of Occupational Safety and Health.
This is complete bullshit right now. I bought Solid White Albacore and there’s a Mehicano in there? So how is it solid white? I pay extra so I only get white meat. If his name was John Melen that’s one thing, but Jose Melena? I don’t want the dark meat!
No but seriously, anybody who buys anything besides Solid White Albacore, preferably in water instead of oil, is a cheap piece of shit. Chunk Light is fucking gross. Every time you buy it it’s like 90% goop. Like you know when you push the lid down into the tuna over the sink to strain out the liquid? I feel like what comes out of Chunk Light is like a gelatin substance somewhat similar to Gak. Yeah, you remember Gak? It was a 90’s thing. But Solid White Albacore is where it’s at. If you buy Chunk Light you need to take a step back and take a good hard look at your life. You should have worked harder in school so you could have gotten a better job so you can afford the extra $0.50 a can for the Solid White Albacore. I know that’s what you’re thinking and I agree.