“They called me back and said there’s no way this could have been printed like that in the factory,” she told Florida Today. “They said it sounds like something miraculous happened.”
Burke found particular significance in her discovery because she made it during Holy Week, the week before Easter in the Christian religion. Also, the fish symbol holds prominence in the Bible, where it’s written that Christ fed 5,000 people with two fish and five loaves of bread and referred to his disciples as “fishers of men.”
Enough is enough, you fucking morons. Are you that desperate for a sign from God that you think a phillips head screw imprint is a cross on a cracker?? Christ on a cracker!!! Let me just show you this:
Holy SHIT!!! It’s a cross!!! Now look back at the “goldfish cross”…..and now laugh. This person is a few fries short of a happy meal, not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. This “holy” cracker wasn’t made by God….or Jesus…..or Mary. It was processed in a factory where the person that was most involved was named Pilar, Maria, Juan, Jose, or Carlos. There may have been a Jesus there….but he was never nailed to a cross….maybe nailed by border patrol once or twice…..but not by Romans.
Let’s break this down for the people out there who think God is showing up in food. First off, stop it. Second, The cracker was created on a production line where there are millions of metal moving parts….many of them held together by screws. I would say it is likely that this little golden bastard pressed up against a couple of screws while he was still a little pliable. Ta DAAAAA!!! Cross and crown debunked. But don’t let rationality stop you….we all know that rationality and religious freaks go together like oil and water. Especially those people who argue about how evolution is impossible and creationism is the only “rational” explanation for our existence. I bet they were they first morons on line to see this “holy cracker”. The intelligence level of the human race sometimes really hurts me to the core.
P.S. I love how Pepperidge Farm is telling this woman that it must be a miracle. HAHAHA…..they just don’t want people to know that it is possible that the food can be touching exposed screws…..”Oh wow…there is NO WAY that it could be anything else but God….wow…..definitely God……definitely not exposed metal on our production line…..PRAISE JESUS!!”
P.P.S- FUCKIN FLORIDA…..always Florida.