There is not one grown adult that can look at this advertising campaign for the “Eat My Nuts!” company and not think filthy, dirty, teabag filled thoughts. That would be like a pet grooming company being called “Clean and Shave your Pussy”. It is a solid double entendre that gets stuck in your mind….which makes it genius for marketing purposes. You know damn well the founder of the “Eat My Nuts!” company is well aware of the fact that it gives people thoughts of sweaty ball sack all up on their chin….but do you think he/she cares…..hell fuckin no. All they care about is how much green a company name like that can rake in….and guaran-damn-teed you will never forget this company’s name….which is so good for business it is insane.
How good would it feel to have a nosey neighbor or coworker ask you…”what are you munching on there?”….and you just respond with……”EAT MY NUTS!”? Awesome…..simply awesome.