CNN: The head of Samoa Air has defended its policy of charging passengers by their weight, arguing such a system is not only fair but the future for other airlines.
“The next step is for the industry to make those sort of changes and recognize that ‘Hey, we are not all 72 kilograms (about 160 pounds) anymore and we don’t all fit into a standard seat,”’ Chris Langton, Samoa Air chief executive told CNN.
Skinny people for three… GOOD! That’s a fuckin’ three pointer for skinny people. Making the fats pay more is a huge step forward for our species. There’s a little thing humans demonstrate called reciprocal altruism. Fatties don’t reciprocate as much as they should. The bottom line is they cost our economy more, and therefore, normal people have to pay extra to accommodate them.
I’m sick and tired of having to pay the same amount for an airline ticket as the one enormous chick on the plane that inevitably always sits next to me and has a fucking baby. It fucks up the air pressure in the cabin. She’s a huge windbag sucking up all the good oxygen in the area and expelling a disguising mix of carbon dioxide, burp, and quarter-pounder.
Until Obamacare is dismantled, my war against the fats will continue.