CNN: It sounds like the plot of a bad movie: bugging your boss’ office. Sending naked photos around to co-workers. Sexting in the office. Paying for sex in a massage parlor. But it all happened in the federal agency whose motto is “fidelity, bravery, integrity” — the FBI.
The FBI hopes these quarterly reports will stem what its assistant director called a “rash of sexting cases” involving employees who are using their government-issued devices to send lurid texts and nude photos.
FBI: Federal Body Inspectors. I guess that coffee mug in the airport gift shop finally came true.
I’m pretty sure that I’m the only one in the entire Free World that doesn’t do sexting. I wouldn’t want to talk dirty via text because I’d be too ashamed of what I’d say. I wouldn’t send any nude photos because I have a tiny penis, so full-frontals are basically out of the question. I consider my ass to actually be extraordinary but I have the hairiest buttcrack on this side of the Mississippi, so ass pics are out of the question. And of course I’m not going to receive any dirty texts or pics because I’m dating a good, wholesome Republican Catholic girl. And I’m a decent enough human being not to pressure her into doing something that she’s uncomfortable doing. That being said, if she decided to send me some, I wouldn’t mind looking at them.