More than $1 billion worth of marijuana has been uprooted from federal lands during a two-month operation targeting illegal pot farms, federal authorities announced Tuesday.
Homeland Security has been KILLING it lately. First it was the TSA that rescued the kidnapped blonde chick, then they found the gun parts hidden in a Mickey Mouse toy. Now they finally burned down a billion dollars worth of pot in eastern California. You know what? Good for them. Those damn Californians are too lazy, blazy if you will. I imagine people from California being quite complacent with educational and moral mediocrity, so long as they achieve socio-economic supremacy, having the best hair of anyone on their block, or the biggest yacht of anyone at the Balboa Island Club.
Hey California, what you’re doing is called Nullification, by the way. It was one of the reasons the Civil War started. You guys wanna legalize pot? Fine, we’ll send the feds in the burn your shit down. God damned Godless heathen Californians.