Feministing: “Most of us are familiar with this picture. Captured in Times Square on V-J Day, 1945, it has become one of the most iconic photographs of American history, symbolizing the jubilation and exuberance felt throughout the country at the end of World War II.”
“Do you get the feeling that something is not quite right?
…Far from being a kiss between a loving couple, we learn that George and Greta were perfect strangers. We learn that George was drunk, and that Greta had no idea of his presence, until she was in his arms, with his lips on hers… It seems pretty clear, then, what George had committed was sexual assault.” [Emphasise mine.]
– Some Dumb Bitch (Probably Fat Too)
How did this story evade me for so long? My sister has this photo framed in her house! It’s a pretty damned famous photo. Now
fat ugly can’t-get-laid feminists are claiming that it’s sexual assault? When will the feminists just give in already? WOMEN HAVE IT BETTER THAN MEN! You only just recently were told that you can now serve on the front lines, which means that, in all the wars in Western history, you got to stay home chewing the fat with all the birds. We can do it posters? Yeah, that was cute. Shit, I’d take working in a factory over being a marine on Iwo Jima facing against suicidal Japanese soldiers any day of the week.
Sexual assault, wow these fatties really have nothing better to do than to badmouth better looking chicks and men who CAN get laid. I’m sorry that you’re always the cock-blocking fatty that your friends drag out to the bars. You ARE a nice girl, well, you WERE a nice girl, up until around 24 or 25 or so when all your hot friends were dating lookers. The heavy chicks that are funny and nice end up being happily married in the end but the heavy chicks that are bitter and jealous of the skinny ones just end up becoming feminists. If the deadliest, greatest war in human history JUST ended, and a sailor came home, and you were both, say 20 years old and drunk, you’re going to make out. It’s called being spontaneous. I’m sorry you’ve never been kissed romantically before.
PS. The website I got it from is called “Feministing”. I don’t know what to say about that other than, that’s an awkward fucking name.