Three child care workers have been arrested for allegedly encouraging toddlers under their watch to fight for sport.
According to police, Tiana Harris, 19, Lisa Parker, 47, and Estefania Myers, 21, were captured in a cell phone video egging on two three-year-old children to get physical for the fun of it at the Hands of Our Future Daycare in Dover, Delaware.
Toddler fight club!?!? It sounds equally horrible and intriguing. I know it is wrong. But let’s say…just for a minute…that it was morally acceptable…..and this was something you could go check out. I would go. I would definitely go. I would be there with bells on.
In my hypothetical toddler fight club world…. how cool would it be if you could nominate some little punks to jump in the ring? I mean, think about it. How about that little fucker that wouldn’t shut up in the movie theater? He was four or five years old….even with mediocre parenting he should know how to behave in this specific social setting. Yep….he is combatant numero uno.
Then there is always that little bastard that held up the line at the grocery store because he didn’t understand the word”no” in regards to the Kit Kat he couldn’t live another minute without….Yep….his behavior has earned him a slot in the Thunderdome.
Now the best part. Parents nowadays are not allowed to give their kids a little spank because the real abusive parents have ruined it for the rest of us. Those assholes beat their kids for looking at them the wrong way, and now no one is allowed to enforce discipline with a light backhand or butt spank. The schools give kids a “talking to” about how their parents can’t hit them, and if they do that they should call 911. The kid might as well have CPS and a lawyer on speed dial. This is all utter bullshit and is making the children of today soft and unprepared for the real world. The real world smacks you in the face any chance it gets. You can’t cry and roll around on the floor flailing your arms to get what you want in the real world….the real world will just hit you harder. So what do you do with children that misbehave regularly and need a good spanking? Toddler fight club.
I’m not saying every kid should be thrown into the ring of fire. Just the one’s who need to learn how to act right. Just the little snot nosed punks who don’t know what the saying “If you don’t cut out that whining….I will give you something to cry about!!” means. Let them teach each other.
Disclaimer: I do not believe there should ever be a toddler fight club. I was just joking. This entire blog post is a joke.