Yahoo: The Associated Press reports that Campbell, 68, has just returned home with Iris Fortner, 56, who had backed up to the driveway of their Florida Panhandle home. Campbell got out and stepped behind the vehicle to open the gate, and Fortner opened the driver’s side door to see where he was. That’s when her boxer bulldog reportedly jumped in, landing on the vehicle’s accelerator.
The Florida Highway Patrol said Fortner tried to stop the van, but Campbell was already trapped underneath it. He was pronounced dead at the scene by officials.
It sucks that I have to use a tragic example to help prove to you what I’ve been saying since square one. FUCK dogs. All they do is shit and slobber everywhere, and they shed just as much as cats. They’re so dumb and stupid and excitable that they jump on gas pedals and stuff. And now they’re finding new ways to kill their owners. Just when you think it’s only biting, they commit vehicular manslaughter. But of course all you hear about is how dogs this and dogs that, dogs doin it big yet again. Fuck all that.
Dogs kill people all the time. You know how many people were killed by dogs last year? Probly a lot. Probly a lot of them were minorities and children, so clearly dogs are racist and hate children, and I base that on absolutely nothing but my gut instinct. Know how many people are killed by cats? Probly not a lot except for people in Africa being killed and eaten by lions. But I’d bet a lot of people are killed by hyenas and wolves and dingos too. The dango ate yaw babay.