LA, CA-Ron Jeremy is fighting for his life at a Los Angeles hospital and is being treated for an aneurysm near his heart.
Ron Jeremy!! There isn’t another male porn star whose name is more recognizable. This dude has given so much hope to so many mediocre looking guys throughout his career. He isn’t the best looking, he doesn’t seem to have an undeniable charm, he just has a huge donkey dick and can finish on demand. If that isn’t an inspiration for the Average Joe….then I don’t know what is.
Could you imagine his lifestyle? He lives in LA….he is a god among porn stars….and I am sure he has some cash to throw around. He has probably been boozing, fucking, and doing drugs for 30 years straight. It was only a matter of time before he had a heart issue. He also doesn’t seem to be worried about his weight. It looks like his diet may not have been on the top of his priority list. How could you fit a healthy diet into a routine of drinking, partying, and banging every girl in LA? Somethings gotta give, right?
Now Ron is holding on to dear life by a thread?!?! I hope he pulls through. I am sure he didn’t imagine going out on some hospital bed. I am pretty sure he was expecting his heart to give out during a porn shoot….balls deep in some 22 year old bombshell while shooting “College Coeds Love Anal 14” or something along those lines.
All jokes aside…..Good Luck Ron Jeremy….We hope you pull out of this one. Speaking of pulling out….Tell Death you aren’t done yet….then pull out and bust a nut all over Death’s tits when she least expects it. This isn’t your first rodeo.