Every year the same swarm of scantily clad women file into bars all across america to binge drink and enter costume contests that are just a veiled attempt to get the already half dressed chicks naked. I LOVE IT. I love Halloween. I love the fact that I can take my kids out to go trick or treating in the afternoon….but once the babysitter is at the house and the little ones are all snug in their beds….myself, my wife, and our group of equally depraved friends can descend into the world of costumes and bad decisions. As we get older…we might not be the ones making the bad decisions….but I have come to find that it is almost as much fun to sit back….drink a few cocktails….and watch the misfortune of others. So as one of the best nights of the year is upon us….I share with you a collection of slutty Halloween costumes. You’re welcome.