Time :Is this what progress looks like in Saudi Arabia? The Kingdom is considering ending execution by beheading in favor of firing squads, reports the Egyptian English-language news website Ahram Online. A committee consisting of representatives from the Ministries of Interior, Justice and Health says there are shortages in government swordsmen and argue that a change to execution by firing squad would not violate Islamic law, the Saudi daily newspaper al-Youm writes. According to an official statement from the committee, “This solution seems practical, especially in light of shortages in official swordsmen or their belated arrival to execution yards in some incidents.”
They still do sword beheadings out there? Holy shit! What fucking year is this? SWORDS? Um, hello. It’s called the firearm, you fucking mooks. What the crap? I’m unfortunately typing this on a Mac because no other computers were available in this lab. And it autocorrected mooks to books without asking me. Fucking Apple. Anyway, fucking Muslims, man. Islam is a religion of hate, intolerance, and violence. Intolerance is only OK when it comes from me, and it’s only because I’m intolerant if fucktardedness, like Mac users, fat Southerners in scooters, and most of all, useless libtards that blame their unemployment on the “bad economy” instead of their lack of useful skills and determination. Motherfucker, ADAPT. It’s the 21st century. Your degree in Sociology won’t get you a starting job at $50k per, especially if you live in bumblefuck. You should have gotten a degree in biology and a master’s in chemistry. Nobody gives a crap about your essays and shit, people want technology and medicine and shit. Being “competent” in Dreamweaver is not enough.
As for hate and violence, they don’t belong in civilized society. Neither does Islam. Ask yourself this: when was the last time you read a story about a woman getting stoned to death as punishment for being raped? Now ask yourself where in the world it happened.