ALBANY, N.Y. — Police say a mother who got on stage and started to strip during an upstate New York school assembly is facing child endangerment and lewdness charges.
Do you remember when you were a kid and your mom would kiss you goodbye in front of your friends and you were embarrassed for the rest of the week?? I do. That was devastating to a kid in elementary school. You didn’t even sit with your friends at lunch just to avoid the “momma’s boy” ribbing you would indefinitely endure. I always thought that was the worst thing that could ever happen. I am so glad my mother didn’t attend an assembly and start swinging from a pole on stage while ripping her clothes off. That may have been slightly more embarrassing.
This kid will forever have to deal with “slutty mom” type shenanigans. There is no escaping it….she is forever a whore. She was arrested for stripping in your school, you do not EVER get to live this down. The kid that shit his pants during math class ain’t got shit on you (see what I did there?). The kid that threw up when he had to read aloud in class takes a backseat to this. This kid’s mom showed her hammers to your ENTIRE elementary school….you will be dealing with this until you graduate high school and move far, far away from the Albany area. Even then you may not escape…..the internet knows no bounds.
This kid may be applying for a job in 2034. They do a background check and look through the job history, personal life, arrest record, and all that jazz. They come across the name Aydrea Meaders. They know due to the background check that this is your mother….and then they find this story. Sorry, kid….no job for you (Shitty parenting is like herpes….it stays with you for life…..just ask your mom….she seems like she would be an expert on both topics).
I wonder if this was just a “Career Day” gone wrong. What if Aydrea is really a stripper?? Odds are her kid doesn’t know which one of her endless list of “clients” is his father. So what choice does this kid have?? The teacher tells you that you need to have one of your parents present for career day. Cue “Ebony Diamond”….ahem….I mean Aydrea Meaders. This kid begs his mom to keep a wrap on her actual job (literally keep it wrapped up)….but she is too proud. She doesn’t care what people say about her….she isn’t ashamed….she makes a good honest living and is not afraid to share it with the class. “Now this move is called the booty clap….see how my ass cheeks touch each other and then ripple back out in successive repetitions?….this isn’t something you learn on day 1….this is a veteran move….takes years to perfect!!”