I don’t think I have ever in my life seen something that I have desired more. I have watched my share of porn…and there is not one actress that gave me the surge of excitement that this video just gave me. The best part is…I didn’t even know this thing existed. I don’t think the human brain is designed to contain a level of intense desire in such a short time span. I went from staring at my computer screen pretending to do work…..to HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS!!! I NEED THAT NOW!! I have seen other cars, women, and items that have gotten me fired up…..but this one clearly takes the cake.
I don’t know if it is the childish feeling of nostalgia for the DeLorean due to one of my favorite movie trilogies (if you don’t know what I am talking about….you should immediately go download or rent “Back to the Future 1, 2, AND 3)…..or if it is just the fact that I have a sack between my legs?? Does being a man make me predisposed to genital excitement from a DeLorean hovercraft?? Does this get a woman as excited? Was there a woman somewhere that watched this video and gushed her panties like a 14 year old girl in the front row at a Bieber concert?? I hope so.
In the first scene of “Back to the Future 2″ when Doc Brown comes to get Marty and Jennifer…..and he says….”Where we are going….you don’t need roads.”….and then that motherfucking DeLorean starts hovering….may be one of my favorite movie openings in history. When I saw that for the first time my little 8 year old jaw dropped to the floor….”a flying car….that can travel through time! Whaaaaat??!?!” And now….somewhere in this world…..there is a hovering DeLorean just waiting for me to get behind the wheel??? I need to make this happen somehow. I am making it my mission from this point forward to drive that son of a bitch.
Speaking of “Back to the Future 2″…..where the fuck are the hover boards??? We should at least be seeing some first generation shit by now, right?? Scientists have been trying to create all sorts of ridiculous shit….and we are not trying to make hover boards??
Get on that shit.