CNN: Inaccurate, inconvenient, ill-conceived … now add “potentially life-threatening” to the list of words being used to describe flaws in Apple’s much maligned maps app.
Police in Mildura, Australia are warning drivers to be careful about using Apple Maps to find the city, which the app has placed more than 40 miles (70 kilometers) away in the Outback. Several motorists have had to be rescued by police from the park, which police say has no water supply and where temperatures can reach a blistering 46 degrees Celsius (114 Fahrenheit).
See, the problem with this article is that there is no way to be sure whether or not the problem is with Apple Maps or the fucktardedness of Apple users. We have all heard about Apple Maps and how it sucks and how Amelia Earhart used at and that’s why she crashed. But what most people don’t realize is that Apple computers are made for the dumbest of the dumb. It’s a well-known fact that Linux and Android users have higher intelligence quotients. It’s also a well-known fact that Apple users are less likely to get into heaven.