CNN: It turns out that obesity may be detectable as a gas, thanks to organisms that inhabit our gut. In a study published in the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology & Metabolism, researchers extend our knowledge about the hidden universe of the microbes that live within us to show that obesity is associated with certain populations of microbes that give off a distinctive gas.
And sure enough, Mathur found that among the nearly 800 participants she tested, those with higher levels of methane (three or more parts per million over 90 minutes) and hydrogen gases (20 or more parts per million) in their breath also tended to be heavier, with a BMI about 2.4 points greater than those with normal levels of the gases and about 6% more body fat on average.
I told you so folks. Scientists now claim that fat people have methane breath. That is disguising. Methane is the active ingredient in fart. That means fat people have fart breath. Not to mention the fact that methane is also highly flammable. So now the fats are putting us ALL at risk. We need to do the right thing and stop allowing fat people equal rights. Their right to walk around and block the fucking sidewalk and not let me around them is treading on my right to get to work on time. Not to mention all the fucking wheelchairs and insulin Obama is going to make me pay for.
Until Obamacare is dismantled, my war against the fats will continue.