A Florida farm worker was arrested and charged with engaging in sexual activity involving an animal and animal cruelty after police say he had sex with a miniature female donkey.
Carlos Romero, 31, was taken into custody on Monday at the Ocala farm where he was employed after reportedly admitting to police that he becomes aroused seeing animals in heat and mating.
Hey….If I guy can’t have sex with his donkey….who can he have sex with?? I mean he paid $500 of his own good hard earned cash for Doodle….and he can’t even put his dick in her?? This country is ridiculous. You should be able to have sex with anything that you pay more than $20 for. A Filet Mignon from Outback…..that shit is almost thirty bucks…..yep….consider it fucked…..don’t judge me.
In all seriousness this guy isn’t even a bad lookin dude. He could probably get laid with a girl that is at least equivalent on the attractiveness scale to Doodle the donkey. Or…He could take that $500 bucks….get a hooker and some cocaine and she will dress up as a donkey for a line of blow and a couple of Andrew Jacksons. Shit…if he shares enough of the drugs with her she will bring way more to the table than sex with a donkey. I mean…a coked up hooker will suck on your balls….she will gargle those bad boys. A donkey cannot suck on your balls. You want to try dropping your fleshy teabag into a donkey’s mouth?? You might as well coat those bad boys in honey and drop them into a bee hive….because if you teabag a donkey….it may be your last teaparty.
You want to get really crazy? Get a mexican hooker. Those chicks will have sex with the donkey in front of you….and then when the feds bust in….you were just a bystander….with your dick in your hand. No harm, no foul.
Moral of the story is…..a mexican hooker on cocaine is always better than a miniature donkey…..unless she has herpes….then just go ahead and bang the donkey.