A Chicago man allegedly sneaked away during a tour of an animal shelter to have sex with one of the facility’s dogs.
Gerardo Perez, 50, was involved in a Wednesday tour of the Chicago Animal Care and Control Facility when he disappeared from the group, the Chicago Sun Times Reported.
A shelter employee saw Perez in a restricted area and told the man to leave. The employee came back a short time later and said Perez was still there. This time, though, Perez was allegedly on all fours inside an animal cage and appeared to have just finished having sex with a pit bull, according to the Chicago Tribune.
There is ballsy…. and then… there is balls made of carbon fiber dipped in steel the size of bowling balls. I am not even talking about the fact that this dude clearly has no qualms about the possibility of getting caught fucking dogs. That shit is nasty. That is beyond gross. To describe it as sick and twisted just scratches the surface. What I am talking about….is the fact that this guy had sex with a pit bull he had never met before in a goddamn animal shelter. There are so many variables that make this the craziest thing I have ever heard of.
Pit bulls are known to be a bit aggressive to begin with. Sure, when they have a loving family they are fantastic pets…..but I am sure they are uneasy (to say the least) while they are in an animal shelter. So here comes Gerardo….horny enough to slip away from an animal shelter tour, sneak into a random pit bull cage, then try to fuck said pit bull. This man clearly has a complete disregard for the safety of himself and his penis. I’m afraid to pull my dick out in a dirty port-a -potty. This guy just whips his out and tries to fuck a caged pit bull that he has never seen before in his life. Talk about balls of steel. This dog can rip your junk clean from your body in less than 2 seconds. Crazy isn’t even the word here. Bat shit crazy is still an understatement. Straight up looney toons is the best description I can come up with.
There is one thing I know from this whole ordeal. The pit bull totally wanted to get banged. If that dog wasn’t into it….we are reading a completely different story right now. We would be reading the basic “Man Mauled by Pit Bull” headline. The dog would be put down….and this guy would be getting all sorts of help from anti pit bull organizations….if he even survived. The fact that this dog was into it means this guy is alive and still has all the parts of his face he was born with. AND…..he will now forever be known to the world as a dogfucker. Try to live the rest of your life with that label. OR… just don’t fuck dogs and you should be fine.
The moral of this story is the same as it is in a lot of other situations…..Fucking random bitches will lead to nothing but trouble.
P.S.- BALLS OF STEEL