As it turns out, strippers and underage teens do not the perfect birthday party make.
At least that’s the opinion of the South Glens Falls Police, who arrested New York mother Judy Viger on Monday for allegedly organizing and paying for a stripper surprise for her son’s 16th birthday.
Viger, 33, was charged with five counts of endangering the welfare of a child, according to the Associated Press. The incident reportedly occurred at Spare Time Bowling Center in South Glens Falls, N.Y., in November.
The AP reports that Viger is accused of hiring two women to dance with — and on — teens at the upstate bowling alley. The news outlet notes that pictures from the party appeared to show a “scantily clad, tattooed woman clinging upside down to a seated teen.”
Awesome!! “Mom of the Year” award goes to Judy Viger. I am not kidding…..she is awesome. I think it is a bunch of horseshit that she is getting into trouble for this. Her son was turning 16….not 12. 16 year old boys have been spanking it for a good 4 years. You think they haven’t seen boobs before?!? Come on. It isn’t like she ordered a bunch of escorts to throw around handys and bloweys. I think our society needs to loosen the fuck up. The girls on MTV’s “16 and Pregnant” take more dick than Sasha Grey working a double shift….but this kid can’t see a few tits and some ass?? That is a double standard if I’ve ever heard one. Should I even mention what goes on at a school dance these days?? There are enough thong straps showing that it could make Sisqo blush.
When I was 16 I tried to sneak into an 18 and over strip club. It worked. It was like we had walked through the gates of heaven and were met by silicone chested angels. I say this mother did the right thing. It was supervised in a controlled environment. Imagine if this kid went to a strip club on his own with his buddies?? They would be sniffing blow off of strippers’ butt cheeks and popping molly. This kid could end up impregnating one of these sluts and now what?? Now you have a cracked out 16 year old father with his life ruined before it gets started….all because society says he can’t see some titties.
I think the legal age of consent should be 16. If you can operate a motor vehicle then you should be able to legally operate your junk. You can drive a 2 ton missile of metal around town….but you can’t throw your meat missile at a hot 19 year old girl under the restrictions of the law?? Nonsense. Do you know how many rated “R” movies a 16 year old boy has seen?? Do you know how many boobs and sexual situations have arisen on screen in those movies?? The rules in the movie theater for a rated “R” movie are…”no one admitted UNLESS under supervision of a parent or guardian”. So this kid’s mom can take him to the movies and watch two people simulate sex on screen….but can’t get strippers to throw around some chesticles?? She was supervising. That doesn’t make sense.
For God’s sake “Boogie Nights” came out when I was 16. Do you think I didn’t watch the shit out of that?? If you don’t think I did….then you are naive. That movie is the reason I can never see Heather Graham in a movie without having a mental flashback to her getting pounded out as “Roller Girl”. I just watched “Judy Moody: The Not So Bummer Summer” with my stepdaughter…..Heather Graham was in it….it was a kid’s movie…..ALL I SAW WAS ROLLER GIRL THE WHOLE TIME.
I just hope Judy Viger’s kid appreciates what she did. That is one cool fucking mom. I don’t care how politically incorrect my view is. I don’t give a shit if people think 16 is “too young” to see sexual stuff in person. The whole thing is stupid. I can’t believe the little fuckers that took pictures with their camera phones. You bastards are the reason she is in so much trouble. Just enjoy the fact that you were invited and keep your mouth’s shut, you ungrateful little pricks!!! Snitches get stitches. I knew that much at 16.
P.S. Most strippers are only a couple of years older than 16….some of them are probably 16 with a fake id. Just sayin.