A 38-year-old woman has been arrested after she tried to purchase several iPads with a food stamp card. Tracy Browning, of Louisville, KY, attempted to buy two iPads at Walmart with her Electronic Benefit Transfer card. But when the transaction failed she allegedly assaulted a store clerk and ran from the Valley Station Walmart with the gadgets.
Hello America!!! If you are figuring out a way to save up enough food stamps to buy multiple ipads….then you have enough intelligence to hold down a goddamn job and purchase ipads with your own money….you fucker. I am not saying this moron is intelligent….by no stretch of the imagination can I call someone “intelligent” who thinks this will work. You are a fucking asshole…..BUT….you somehow worked the system for there to be thousands of dollars available on your EBT card…..so in that sense…..you could work the register at McDonald’s. For God’s sake the cashier at the McDonald’s I go to doesn’t even speak English….she just learned the English words on the menu. She knows…”McDouble”….”McChicken”…..”Big Mac”….etc. Boom!! Now she has a 40 hour work week at Mickey Dee’s. If someone that can’t speak more than 45 words of the English language can make an honest living…..then you need to throw on a polo and a visor embroidered with those beautiful golden arches and start practicing your…”Do you want fries with that?? Do you want a value meal?…Would you like to try some apple pies with your order for just a dollar?”.
Not only did this bitch try this crap….but then she went to another Wal-Mart and tried the same shit. If she was that persistent at having an REAL job….she probably could have bought 2 or 3 ipads by now. The real thief here is Apple. People are willing to spend a few months of their food money to get an ipad….because that shit is completely overpriced. So what this all comes down to is…… on a whole people are really fucking dumb….and Apple is the corporate manifestation of a puckered asshole.