Thank you Jimmy Kimmel. This is the most honest representation of how the masses operate. They are told something….and then they just regurgitate it. “Oh…much lighter and faster”…..no douche…..it is not lighter and faster…..it is the same thing you are holding in your hand…..but since you heard it was lighter and faster directly from the mouth of Apple…..it must be true. Now hurry up and rush to spend half of your paycheck to make sure you get the newest version!!! OH…wait….it is the same thing you already own. Morons. I wish i could come up with a product that I change a little every two years and resell for bazillions of dollars.