CNN: Former porn star Jenna Jameson was charged with battery over the weekend after police said she assaulted someone. The incident took place in Orange County on Saturday evening, police said. Authorities released bare-bones information about the incident Sunday night, saying little more than the person who was assaulted made a citizen’s arrest and called officers.
She was before my time, so I don’t really care. She’s like Pamela Anderson to me. She’s a legend, or so I am told, but I wasn’t in the porn game yet. And somehow late 90’s seems unfashionably old to me. Remember those high ass thongs that go up and over the hip? That’s how I picture the chicks in the 90’s. And I don’t like that look. It reminds me somehow of those old ass wood-paneled station wagons.
The 2000’s chicks were way hotter. It’s like when a new car comes out. It steadily declines in value as newer models come out each year. After bout 30 years, it becomes vintage, and the value starts going back up again. Like Mustangs. The 60’s and 70’s model Mustangs are the tites. The 80’s and 90’s models nobody likes because they aren’t vintage yet. Jenna Jamison is not vintage yet either. That would be more like Linda Lovelace and of course Harry Reems (RIP). In about 25 years or so she’ll be vintage, or when she dies, whichever comes first.