Johnny Manziel is the big man on campus at Texas A&M, except for the fact that he’s never really on campus.
Manziel met with reporters before a Davey O’Brien Award dinner, and Brent Zwerneman, the Aggies beat writer for the San Antonio Express-News and Houston Chronicle, tweeted out a couple of interesting tidbits from Texas A&M’s quarterback about his classwork this semester.
Most notably, his education is all coming online.
Freshman Heisman Trophy winning Quarterback for Texas A&M doesn’t have to go to class?!!?! No. No he fucking doesn’t. He shouldn’t have to. If you try to cram that “education comes first” bullshit down people’s throats….then you are just fooling yourself. If you can win the Heisman in your freshman campaign…..you are set. You are going to play a couple more years and you are going to go to the show. Barring any ridiculous loss of limbs or intense jail time, Johnny Manziel will be hurling the pigskin with the big boys in 2015. That comes along with a huge pile of money. If you are playing QB for a Division 3 college football program….then education comes first. You aren’t guaranteed shit. I am not saying you can’t play in the NFL and make bank, you are just going to have to work harder for it. If you are “Johnny Football” then you should just try not to do anything too stupid and await your boat load of cash money.
I think the reason that Johnny is taking all online classes is because he probably can’t walk to class without 3 or 4 different chicks trying to suck his dick. I bet he can’t even get a cup of coffee at the corner store without multiple women attempting to wrap their legs around his head. This is distracting to the rest of the students and it is probably better for everyone that he just finishes the next two years from the comfort of his bedroom on his laptop.
Another reason that I think he is taking all online classes is because he needs time to bang his hot model girlfriend. Sarah Savage is a hot young model that gets the luxury of riding Johnny Football all the way to the big money. She is a smokeshow and I have the pictures to prove it…..
You know he showed up at the registrar with these pics and said…”yea…gonna need online classes next semester….she is always naked in my bed….and I am 20 years old….I have a hard on 24-7….help me out”……………..”No problem, Johnny.”
Let’s be honest… if this guy couldn’t run like the wind and throw a football…..he has 0% chance of slaying that girl’s vagina. Not a snowball’s chance in Hell….. But there is something about QB’s that get the girls all damp in the drawers. Mark Sanchez sucked this season….I bet you dollars to doughnuts that dude can still get a blowey any night of the week. Why? Because he is a QB….or should I say…WAS.