A French magazine has been fined for publishing topless photographs of Britain’s likely future queen, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, and ordered not to distribute the magazine in print or online, a French court ruled Tuesday.
Fined? Maybe this is because France’s president is a member of the socialist party. Whatever happened to good old fashioned American freedom? If you show your tets over here, expect to see about 94384 smartphones pointed directly at you. and let me tell you something else. If I was a cameraman and I snapped a photo of a pair of royal tets, I’m selling that photo in a heartbeat. Not to mention Kate Middleton’s a slampiece. I’d take her down to pound town any day.
PS. Is it just me, or were Kate Winslet’s boobs in Titanic groundbreaking? Ever since then, actresses aren’t so afraid to show their tets. Not to mention the fact that, being a child of the 90’s, Kate Winslet’s boobs were probably the first boobs I’ve ever seen. They will always have a special place in my heart.
Double PS. Prince William is Mark Teixeira. They are the same man!