Ke$ha’s recent claim that she had sex with a ghost before writing her latest single is arousing something from paranormal experts: skepticism.
The pop singer recently revealed to Ryan Seacrest that a randy romp with a male ghost helped give birth to her new song, “Supernatural”.
“It’s about experiences with the supernatural… but in a sexy way,” she told Seacrest..“I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”
I will refer to as Ke$ha as Kesha in this blog because I am not gonna fucking stretch my hand across the keyboard to fuck with the shift key every time I want to write her name. So…..Kesha claims she had sex with a ghost. Not a surprise. She is a raging butt slut. She ran out of living dudes to bang….so she moved on to Casper the really friendly ghost.
Honestly, some celebrities put on the trashy act and then live a semi-normal lifestyle. For example…does anyone think that Marilyn Manson was that disgusting and satanic on a day to day basis?? I don’t think he was seriously killing puppies and kittens on his Sunday afternoons. He was probably watching football with his buddies, saying, “a few tattoos, some contact lenses, and a stylist from Hell….and boom….now I can laugh all the way to the bank”. But there are other celebrities who have an act…or shtick…and that is who they really are. I believe that Kesha is really that trashy slore that she makes herself out to be. That isn’t a typo either….I meant to type “slore”. It is a combination of “slut” and “whore”. Sometimes a chick is so trashy that one of those terms just doesn’t do them justice. So…when “slut” or “whore” isn’t enough….that bitch can be called a slut-whore….or slore.
That all being said….I think Kesha has brushed her teeth with a bottle of Jack… and a few thousand dicks. I don’t know for sure….but I saw her at the Bamboozle music festival a few years ago….and let’s just say it looked like there wasn’t too much that you had to do to get a “backstage pass” to her show…if ya know what I mean. If you don’t know what I mean….I mean that I think it would be easy to put things in and around her three major orifices. She was bombed and was coming on stage with other acts and shit and dancing in the background. If that doesn’t scream attention whore…..of just plain drunk whore….I don’t know what does.
So she bangs ghosts now. I am assuming that ghosts can’t get STD’s and that is why they are agreeing to enter her bat cave. If you are already dead, then I guess you don’t have to play the game, “Guess what disease Kesha gave your dick”.