It was only a matter of time. Now that Kim Kardashian is pregnant, we only have to keep hearing about her for a few more months until we can discard her and forget she ever happened. For the next few months, paparazzi are going to be all over her trying to get a photo of her pregnant belly. Then they’re going to be all over her baby trying to get a photo of that. But after that, Kim K is done. DONE. In the tabloid game, once you’re fat and you have kids people forget about you. She isn’t going to be the ass goddess she once was when her belly is the same size. Plus, she is still married to Kris Humphries, quite possibly the biggest bitch in the NBA. So this is a double whammy.
What do you think they name the baby? There’s a hollywood tradition of naming babies just completely fucktarded names. I hope this baby has the fucktardedest name in hollywood history.