A man trying to create a Bigfoot hoax on a highway died after being hit by two cars, officials in Montana said. Randy Lee Tenley dressed in a Ghillie suit — camouflage designed to resemble heavy foliage — and stepped out onto Highway 93 Sunday night, officials said.
“He probably would not have been very easy to see at all,” said Jim Schneider, a state trooper.
A 15-year-old girl hit him with her car, another car swerved, and a third car driven by a 17-year-old ran him over, CNN affiliate KECI reported.
I know what you’re thinking. What the fuck was a 15-year-old girl doing driving? Look, people, my car insurance is expensive as shit. I am completely accident-free, never had a speeding ticket, etc. Perfectly clean record, even took a defensive driving. The reason? 15-year-old girls running over bigfoot impersonators. You have any idea how much the insurance costs will be? We should not be allowing girls to drive until they are 18 at the VERY least.