Word on the street is instead of a having a vagina and an asshole, she actually has two assholes. She has an asshole where her vagina should be. THAT’s how much she likes anal. I’m still a little bit freaked out about this new trend toward anal. Nowadays I feel like if you don’t do anal you’re just a fucking caveman primate. Get with the times. But on the other hand I’m still freaked out by the idea of exploring that area. I’m still the kind of guy that gets mad when I see people go into the grocery store through doors that clearly say “Exit Only”. Then again, the mouth is supposed to be an “Entry Only” seeing as it’s sole purpose is to help consume food. And yet women still use it to speak with.