ESPN: “This is probably like my fifth person I’ve saved in my life.”
“I was walking into the locker room, and some kids were like, ‘Hey, Black Unicorn.’ That’s what they call me.”
“I caught him and then I was about to set him down gently, kinda like when Lois Lane is caught by Superman and then he kind of takes her down and sets her down so she can land on her feet,” Bennett said. “But it didn’t happen like that. There was a cameraman behind me. You all know cameramen are the least athletic people in the world. I stepped on him. We both went down.”
Martellus “Black Unicorn” Bennett has been subtly tearing it up all year. Besides the fact that he’s already a better receiver than Jason Witten (not as good a blocker), he’s been an absolute quote factory this season. He likens himself to superheros and calls himself the black unicorn.
“I just save lives. I actually saved about 12 people but only like four of those were drowning. Some people was about to drown; they just didn’t know it yet.”
Who the fuck does this guy think he is? Yogi Berra? Is he the black Yogi Berra? His quotes are about as funny but Yogi must have been a philosopher or some shit because his quotes are genius.