Michael Jordan’s Baby Mama Drama

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Michael Jordan is being sued by a woman who claims he fathered her 16-year-old son. TMZ reports, Pamela Smith filed the paternity suit last month in Georgia. She says she became pregnant in 1995 after being with Jordan. Smith gave birth to a son in June 1996. She says she welcomes a paternity test to prove Jordan is the father. In the lawsuit, Smith asks for full custody and child support. Smith also wants the judge to make “Jordan” the boy’s legal last name

Source: http://wgntv.com/2013/03/01/michael-jordan-hit-with-paternity-suit-for-alleged-16-year-old-son/

Let’s cut the shit and ask the question we are all thinking….can this kid ball??? Is he smoking kids on the playground?? Is he breaking other kids’ ankles in gym class?? That is all we really need to know. Michael Jordan’s other sons were pretty good in college but they definitely didn’t seem like they were offspring of  “His Airness”. Maybe they should throw around a few more paternity tests. Maybe Michael’s other sons aren’t really his.

Back to the whore in Georgia…..this shit doesn’t come out for 16 fucking years?!?! What the fuck is that crap? Did Michael stop paying the hush money?? Now you are ready to try to cash in through the legal system?? Sounds like what happened to me. Jordan missed a “shut your mouth better than you shut your legs” payment….and BOOM….this bitch rings up TMZ with a quickness. Why else would this woman want to change her son’s name to Jordan?? For attention and possible financial gains. There is no other reason for that shit. This kid doesn’t know Michael….now he wants to be a Jordan?? Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

OR….this bitch is off her meds and has never REALLY let Michael Jordan shoot around inside her “home court” (vagina)…..but thinks that he did. It is a good possibility that this is what is going on. Have you watched ANY episode of the Maury Povich show?? This Pamela Smith could be just like these psycho sluts. Who knows?? This could just be round 1 of her paternity rigmarole. Maybe the whole 1995 Chicago Bulls team ran train on this chick. Jordan isn’t the father?? Scottie Pippen come on down!! Not Scottie….Ron Harper?? They all don’t have Michael level money….but they got to have something, right?

-JoeRockStar