CNN: Wearing a sleeveless pink top and standing next to a mirror showing her profile as she speaks, Bernardo announces to the camera, “Hi, my name is Rebecca. I’m here to auction off my virginity.”
Bernardo told CNN she made the offer because she was desperate to help her ailing mother. She heard about Catarina Migliorini, a Brazilian woman who reportedly sold her virginity for $780,000 on an Australian website seeking virgins. Migliorini has reportedly yet to finalize the deal and receive the money, and Brazil is reportedly investigating whether the website should be charged with human trafficking. Nevertheless, Migliorini has received widespread publicity and modeling contracts — including a spread in Brazil’s version of Playboy magazine.
See, the problem this chick is likely to encounter is that her virginity in and of itself is only worth so much. This is the kind of chick that a rich Saudi oil baron buys for his son for a birthday present when he’s like 14 or 15. A starter chick. Maybe a couple of her mildly attractive friends too. Like back in the day when you were buying Pokemon cards, you would get the starter pack. Later on if you were only looking for a Charizard, you buy the card individually. Catarina Migliorini is no Charizard, but she’s like a Machamp at the very least.
Machamp is fair, right? Like this chick’s an 8.5. Rebecca Bernardo is more like a Machop. The kind that you sometimes find two of when you buy a pack. Apparently Rebecca got a $35,000 offer from someone. In the virgin sex slave trade I’m not quite sure what kind of a deal that is. But if this Catarina sold for the price of a rare Italian super sportscar, that makes Rebecca Bernardo a maxed out Toyota Avalon. A starter car indeed.