CNN: Steroid-tainted stars Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and Sammy Sosa have been denied entry to baseball’s Hall of Fame with voters failing to elect any candidates for only the second time in four decades.
Barry Bonds is such a dick knocker. The man had the largest head in human history. He admitted to taking steroid in a “topical cream” form, but said that he did not know that it was an illegal substance. Allegedly, his trainer gave him steroids without his knowledge. Clemens, Sosa, and McGwire have all pleaded the fifth. Personally, I hope none of these guys get in, A-Rod included. The REAL record is 61 home runs in 1961 by Roger Maris. The all time record is Hank Aaron. And for every player caught, I’m sure there are three times as many on the newest HGH or some shit that doesn’t show up in tests. Joey Bats, I’m looking at you. Nelson Cruz, I’m looking at you.
But at a certain point, you’ve got to wonder how much more entertaining baseball would be if we just allowed these guys to get juiced the fuck up. Straight jacking homers left and right. Sure there should be asterisks in record books but wouldn’t it be great if we just let everyone take as much juice as possible? 110 mph fastballs and 600 foot homers. Shit would be bananas and nuts.