It wouldn’t be shocking to see cats or lions on Broadway. Many have flocked to Broadway to see these animals, in plays of course.
But how about a horse running down Broadway dodging Manhattan traffic while dragging terrified tourists?
Witnesses said the horse was moving westward along Central Park South when it entered Columbus Circle, a traffic rotary at the park’s southwest corner, and bolted. As it ran, it struck an object, which split the carriage in two parts and freed the horse to run free, they said.
I fucking hate tourists. Especially when I’m in the city. Always walking TOO FUCKING SLOW. Looking up and shit, taking pictures in front of random buildings that they think are skyscrapers even though they’re only 40 stories. Get out of the fucking way.
I’m glad this happened. I’m glad nobody was severely hurt, if somebody had a life-threatening injury I’d feel bad. But I’m glad these people got minor scrapes and bruises. Serves them right. Who the fuck is a big enough sucker to pay those assholes $50 to go two blocks in a horse-drawn buggy anyway?