Reuters: Bowing to growing pressure from thirsty and curious Americans in both parties, the White House on Saturday released the recipes for President Barack Obama’s homemade beers, revealing the executive branch’s penchant for honey-flavored brews.
The key ingredient for the White House Honey Brown Ale and the White House Honey Porter, though, may be tough to come by – the honey is straight from the White House’s first-ever beehive.
That’s pretty fucking cool, I have to say. I don’t know how I never heard about this before being that I’m an aspiring beer connoisseur. It’s a little pussy-y that he drinks honey-flavored beers and not 10%abv IPA’s like I do. Honey beer is for chicks. But it’s still pretty boss that he brews his own beer, and he’s committed enough that he
raises bees pays someone to raise bees so that he’s always got fresh honey.
That’s one thing Mittens can’t do. Mitt can’t drink beer, or won’t drink beer, let alone brew his own beer. Still though, neither deserves my vote.
FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!